Jesus Furniture

To restore the balance, I include the story of Jesus on a wardrobe...

Now, I was brought up as a good Christian lad, but I never knew the remit involved inventing images of Christ on irrelevant objects...

I'm sure I'm blaspheming, but if I was an omnipotent God, I wouldn't use wardrobe doors in Romania as my premier advertising slot... I'd get sky to run the advert just before, during and after the champions league final..

I'm sure he does work in the mysterious ways that we're told of, but that is just a little too mysterious for me to work out...

These days I've moved to the suburbs of agnostica, where the view tends to be clearer, and the people more down to earth, but I still have a soft spot for God, and all his charming stories,

Perhaps for his next advertising slot, he should contact saatchi and saatchi...

For you delictation... here is the link...