Damn those terrorists....

Not content with blowing themselves up, and speaking funny languages, those nasty terrorist types appear to have stuck again.

To protect the mothership - er I mean land... the Department of Homeland Security in the US has announced that trick or treaters will be subject to random bag searches...

Nice to see that they have their finger on the pulse... We should all be vigilant for 3'6" Osama Bin Laden types knocking on the door asking for candy, and threatening to blow up your neighbourhood skyscraper if a treat isn't forthcoming...

I hope they're on they're on their toes around christmas time too... On the look out for men dressed in funny clothes, with beards, leaving little packages...

It does make you wonder who are the ones really pushing the terror...

(Okay, it's a joke site, but 'real' funny news isn't quite so entertaining)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41899