Bird Flew
I’m not sure why all the political types are getting so excited about this… after all birds flew first, ages ago… nothing new.
(Dodgy) humour out the way – for now… is bird flu the new terrorism threat to scare the masses? After all what better than a pliable panicky population to allow the odd dubious legislative sleight of hand?
‘Cynic’ I hear you cry… and I’m sure dear old Tony wouldn’t pull such a trick, but I do wonder about the wisdom of telling the sun ‘reading’ masses that 50k would die. Mind you, if the 50K were all sun ‘readers’, I’d say bring it on… in fact, lace the pages of the nations favourite comic with anything, and I won’t complain.
I remember the stories of grand parents, recalling the spirit that kept the country going in the face of nightly bombing by winged menaces from Europe, yet now we are being prepared by invasion by chickens…
Whatever happened to the Dunkirk spirit, where we ran with the best of them to avoid a kicking…
Bomb Romania and Turkey I say to save our own… and while your at it, France and most of London too ;)
Just kidding… I love everyone really…
(Dodgy) humour out the way – for now… is bird flu the new terrorism threat to scare the masses? After all what better than a pliable panicky population to allow the odd dubious legislative sleight of hand?
‘Cynic’ I hear you cry… and I’m sure dear old Tony wouldn’t pull such a trick, but I do wonder about the wisdom of telling the sun ‘reading’ masses that 50k would die. Mind you, if the 50K were all sun ‘readers’, I’d say bring it on… in fact, lace the pages of the nations favourite comic with anything, and I won’t complain.
I remember the stories of grand parents, recalling the spirit that kept the country going in the face of nightly bombing by winged menaces from Europe, yet now we are being prepared by invasion by chickens…
Whatever happened to the Dunkirk spirit, where we ran with the best of them to avoid a kicking…
Bomb Romania and Turkey I say to save our own… and while your at it, France and most of London too ;)
Just kidding… I love everyone really…
posted by Slaine at Thursday, October 20, 2005
2 Comments:
Anywhere that has confirmed cases of bird flu should be nuked at once.
If they have any oil, give it to America to save them the hassle of invading it later on.
Actually, I reckon its a plan to solve the pensions problem that will be facing us in say 10-20 years time. By creating bird flu, they can wipe a %age of the population without getting charged with genocide.
Anyway, I am safe from bird flu, I have a penis. Feel sorry for my wife though.
it's in regard of your penis that I also feel sorry for your wife... ;)
Post a Comment
<< Home